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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
by the Joke Bandit

When the first bug appeared, my manager said to me, see if it happens again.

When the second bug appeared, my manager said to me, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the third bug appeared, my manager said to me, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the fourth bug appeared, my manager said to me, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the fifth bug appeared, my manager said to me, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the sixth bug appeared, my manager said to me, reinstall the software, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the seventh bug appeared, my manager said to me, say they need an upgrade, reinstall the software, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the eighth bug appeared, my manager said to me, find a way around it, say they need an upgrade, reinstall the software, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the ninth bug appeared, my manager said to me, blame it on the hardware, find a way around it, say they need an upgrade, reinstall the software, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the tenth bug appeared, my manager said to me, change the documentation, blame it on the hardware, find a way around it, say they need an upgrade, reinstall the software, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the eleventh bug appeared, my manager said to me, say its not supported, change the documentation, blame it on the hardware, find a way around it, say they need an upgrade, reinstall the software, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

When the twelfth bug appeared, my manager said to me, tell them its a feature, say its not supported, change the documentation, blame it on the hardware, find a way around it, say they need an upgrade, reinstall the software, ask for a dump, use a debugger, try to reproduce it, ask them how they did it, see if it happens again.

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